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Chanukah: Tale of the Rebel Victory

A story of warriors, like Spartans, only smarter. On this day, a long time ago, in a land far far away... The Evil Greeks have taken over the land of Yerushalayim. A high priest named Luke Skywalker, upon witnessing a fellow man of the Force offering sacrifices to idols of oppression, puts him out of his misery with his lightsaber. The rebels then mounted guerrilla offensives on the Greeks, eventually stealing their plan to the Death Star, a space station so powerful it could enslave an entire free people. The rebels launched an all out attack, Luke, having learned the way of HaShem, from the great Avraham Kenobi, kills the Death Star. Freedom is restored to the galaxy. They killed a lot of Greek stormtroopers along the way, what a shame.

the moral of the story? when freedom is threatened, we must band together and hold those who have taken that freedom accountable, we must hold freedom dear, invest in it, becouse it isour most valuable resource which gives all other resources we might have meaning and value, it's like believing in g-d which gives creation meaning and a mission and purpose and... value.

happy chanukah to you all, thanks trump for taking the bundys out of jail and sholom rubashkin out of jail, now there is more room for hillary rot-in-jail clinton and obama.

thanks for making chanukah great again!

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